David ended up being the … Patchwork King? Sewing Emperor? What would you call the ruler of Patchwork? Master Quilter? Yeah! Master Quilter. David ended up being the Patchwork Master Quilter.

The Finals were crazy. I started off with a big lead on Freda in our first game, and I went into the second game a bit cocky and got my ass handed to me. But thankfully my first game’s PD saved my butt. Aranea dominated in both of her games against Tatiana and ended up with a 51PD.

I then lost both of my games with David but they were so close it was painful. David ended up with only an 8PD. Aranea’s games with Charles were not nearly as close, Aranea winning both with a combined 23PD. Leaving David and Aranea to go needle point to needle point? Ok these sewing analogies need to stop …

The first game was such a nail biter and Aranea won by a super close 5 points. But in the second game, Aranea didn’t take to heart the solid WWUD (What Would Uwe Do) and pass. It’s painful in the beginning passing over button income, but sometimes it’s what you have to do. David ended up dominating with a 36PD.

Aranea will end up receiving M₡5 as first loser and David’s M₡20 will be added to next month’s Versus pot.